Join Kate Henshaw, Justus Esiri & Other Stars of THE ASSASSIN’S PRACTICE @ The UK Premiere..

By Teju Ibukunoluwa

The UK PREMIERE of ANDREW UKOKO’S ‘ THE ASSASSIN’S PRACTICE’ (12)

STARRING: Kate Henshaw, Justus Esiri, Eve Pearson, Sarah Akokhia, David Nnaji, Uche Monye, Daphne Akatugba & Many Others

DATE: Friday 11th May 2012

VENUE: The Odeon Cinema, Bugsby Way, Greenwich, SE10 0QJ

TIME: Red Carpet 9pm, Screening 10.45pm.

TKTS: Early Bird TKTS: £10 (Standard) | £20 (VIP) – (Online Only for Limited period)

Normal price: £15 (Standard) | £25 (VIP)

WEB: www.tapthemovie.com | www.trinityfilmworks.com

INFO: 07878202481, 07930745884

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 Synopsis

Failed stock investor, EVIANO ESIRI (Justus Esiri), hires an Assassin (Eve Pearson), to take his life and make it look like a botched robbery so his family would live off his life insurance. As part of his elaborate plan, he organises an impromptu holiday for his wife, SANDRA (Kate Henshaw) and daughter, TRACY (Sarah Akokhia), to protect them from witnessing the assassination. With no love lost between Sandra and Tracy, neither wants the holiday! He insists

On the day, the birth-abandoned daughter of his wife, EFUA (Daphne Akatugba), shows up to request money they no longer have. His frustration turns into frenzy as he watches the clock tick towards the coming of the Assassin. Agreeing to give whatever cash they have left just to get his family out of the house would have been at the nick of time; Only two opportunist ROBBERS (David Nnaji and Uche Monye) turn up and would not leave or let anyone leave without getting the money they expect to find.

The Robbers’ hope very quickly degenerates into confused agitation as it becomes clear that Eviano has a death wish they would rather not satisfy. They must leave with nothing; or kill his family – if only to satisfy their brewing anger! Their reign of terror is however brought to an abrupt end with the entrance of the Assassin, JACQUELINE.

Jacqueline is a psychotic university-drop-out-assassin, whose desire of becoming a psychotherapist can only be fulfilled on her victims. One hour is all her session would last. Within the hour she would take everyone through a gruelling question and answer session; at the end of which everyone must die. She sets the timer. An ominous silence pervades the air. As the hour ticks away slowly, Eviano knows he must do everything to protect his family before the hour is up.

THE UK PREMIERE OFFICIAL TV ADVERT

 Fully Supported By: FEMTEJ Kreations MEDIA | http://www.femtejkreations.com

6-Legged Baby Successfully Operated In Pakistan

A baby boy born with six legs has had a successful operation to remove his four extra limbs, doctors said on Thursday.

The youngster from Karachi in Pakistan was believed to have had a parasitic twin, which had not developed properly in the womb, resulting in the extra legs.

A team of five doctors had fought to save the boy’s life at the National Institute of Child Health in Karachi.

The head of the NICH, Jamal Raza, said the abnormal birth was the result of a genetic disease which would affect only one in a million or more babies.

“It was strange that apparently an abnormal baby with six legs was as normal as other children,” he said.

Before surgeons could operate they said they had to work out which of the limbs belonged to the boy and which to his twin.

Doctors examined MRI, blood tests and CT scan reports before deciding to perform the surgery. The operation lasted eight hours and was performed in stages.

The baby had been in an intensive care unit ward since he was born last week to the wife of an X-ray technician.

Imran Shaikh, the baby’s father who lives in Sukkur, said he was grateful his son was treated.

“We are a poor family. I am thankful to the government and doctors for helping us successful operating my baby,” he said.

JUST JOKING WITH WALE GATES @ THE BROADWAY THEATRE, LONDON

The biggest and much exciting Comedy Show tagged JUST JOKING with WALE GATES is coming on SUNDAY BANK HOLIDAY, 6th of May 2012.


This promises to be a one night of Pure Comedy and 100% laughs!!!

The Host of this event, a London based, Nigeria Comedian, Wale Gates will be performing on that night, but he will not be doing this alone. Speaking with him on the Telephone yesterday, the following Top Nigeria Comedians: ALI BABA (Father of Comedy), BASORGE, TEJU BABYFACE, JEDI, KOFFI, OWEN GEE are 100% confirmed to be on the Stage to Crack the audience up. 

It promises to be a night of fun, laughs and Networking.


Music will be supplied by: Dj Abass, Dj Whateva, DJ Archyra. Special Music Performance by MICHAEL WORD


VENUE: The Broadway Theatre Catford London SE6 4RU 
TIME: 6PM
TICKET: £20 
TICKET HOTLINES: 07983548076, 07946811253, 07908327046
For more information, visit www.walegates.com

OFFICIAL PROMO:

This Event is fully supported by Femtej Kreations Media, www.femtejkreations.com

Nigerian Comedian Seyi Law Storms London and Manchester this Easter Weekend

This Easter, London & Manchester are in for big Shows with a difference! One of the Top Nigerian Comedian, Seyi Law storms the U.K with plenty surprises & one motive! To make us all LAUGH!

Seyi Law with other hilarious comedians, Eddie Kadi, Kevin J, Ushbebe, FunnyBone and stars from the hit show 'The Adebanjo's' will also be there to give free MEET THE ADEBANJO DVD to the first 500 people at the 2 shows. Also it features the award winning Producer, SAMKLEF.

 If you love to laugh and comedy is your thing, then this is the show for you. Even if comedy is not your thing, I'm personally inviting you and guaranteeing you that you will be converted to a comedy fan! lol! Its going to be nights to remember!

This event is sponsored by TopupNigeria.com, Dexterconnect.com and NollywoodMovies. Supported by: Femtej Kreations Media, Smade, Notjustok.com, Phoenix Media Partner Ltd, Yipe Clothing XO Productions,  Suzan Hair Salon Manchester

London & Manchester Must Laugh Promo:

Julius Agwu takes 'LAFF 4 Christ Sake to London' on the Easter Sunday!

Popular stand-up comedian, Julius Agwu will be taking the gospel themed comedy show, ‘Laff 4 Christ sake’ to London, this Easter Sunday. This development is coming 10 years after hosting Crack Ya Ribs, the most popular comedy brand from his stable annually in London. The comedian said he is taking Laff 4 Christ Sake to London as part of Easter celebration for his fans and lovers of quality entertainment.

The show will take place at Lighthouse Hall, Camberwell SE5 0DL on April 8th 2012 from 5pm - 10pm. 


Performing at the events are SonnieBadu, FaithChild, Andrew Bello, Shabach(Beautiful Sounds), Pastor Gabriel Eziashi, Dan D Humourous, Owen Gee, DJ Mri and many others.  Its going to be a wonderful experience. See you all there.

Trailer of Laff 4 Christ Sake @ LightHouse London